I am sitting in the airport in Seattle waiting for the long haul flight to New Zealand.  None of my partners would give me any ambien for the flight but fortunately I found a bartender willing to give me all the tequila shots I want.  Praise the Lord but stay tuned because it's likely this will not end well.

DAY:  - 1

"Testing, testing, testing, 1, 2, 3, testing.  Four score and seven years ago.... is this thing working?  Hello.  Is anybody listening?  Does anybody care?  I pray to doG this thing has spell check.